Alert! Stay away from shellfish. And certainly don't try to culivate your own oysters. That would only spell trouble.

Virgo

Virgo-a-go-go! This is your month, baby, so make the best of it. You'll be on cloud nine and in seventh heaven as love, jobs, and apartment farming all converge. That bull headed Taurus you know will need some TLC (and some help with a drip irrigation system).

It's time to strip away some of those worldly posessions. Clean out that over-crowded closet and give your old clothing to the local church. While, you're at it, think about converting it into a fungal playground (the closet, not the church.) Mushrooms of all shapes and sizes will find a home in your apartment this month.